dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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