she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
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Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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