It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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