What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
smell my finger.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
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is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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