I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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