If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
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So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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