I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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