is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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