What a fucking waste of an outfit
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
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