he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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