office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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