I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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