he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
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You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
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