btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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