The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I wish you could order shots online.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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