strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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