I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i think i have herpe
just one?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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