i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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