i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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