Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
