i jhust puked up my retainher.
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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