There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
everyone is single if you try hard enough
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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