I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
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So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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