Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Your cock deserves a montage
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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