hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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