Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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