whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You may now shotgun with the bride
So much rum. So many feels.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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