I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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