But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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