It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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