none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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