this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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