this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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