whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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