Midget sex pt 2 tonight
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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