He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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