The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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