READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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