I smell stomach acid.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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