If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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