I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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