is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
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Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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