I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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