I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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