Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
