After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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