Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
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how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
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Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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