I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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