Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Your cock deserves a montage
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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