I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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