? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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