they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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