So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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